College students only have 2 levels of stress:
1) I don’t give a fuck
2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS
There is no in between.
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
- SM: *stocks drop because of jessica's depart*
- me: *sips tea*